Hey America, guess what the date is?
Pretty much everyone!
and made pure again.
Voting against gay marriage is like ordering a piece of cake at a restaurant and having a complete stranger be like “waiter, cancel that cake”
"Waiter cancel that cake it’s ruining my cake and i don’t know how to explain it to my children"
"My dietbook said I can’t have cake so throw that guy’s cake away too."
”I personally hate cake so no one should ever eat cake or like eating cake. Cake is so gross maybe we should make cake illegal I don’t care about others as long as I don’t have to see cake anymore”
do i have cramps or has my appendix exploded
does my boob hurt or am i having a heart attack
am i on my period or do i have internal bleeding
these are our struggles
Thinking of dirty thoughts and getting an erection in awkward situations
The struggles of a man
thinking of my naked grandma isnt going to suck the blood back into my vagina
you need an award right now